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You know it's going to be a bad day...

When you're sitting next to the open window in a car going down the freeway, and your contact lense flies out the window

When you wake up in the morning, feel as though you had only slept three hours, and notice that you're body's all covered with little circular markings...

When you buy a ticket to the movies, not caring what the film is about, and the theater's packed with 8-year olds

When you're sitting at a baseball game in front of someone wearing those long Madonna bras

When you look out the airplane window, and see gunfire whizz past you

When you're in an obscure part of a museum, and they close the doors on you

When you finally reach the ticket counter, and they tell you that sorry, they've just sold out

When you're dissecting in biology class, and someone slips a frog's heart down your shirt.

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