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Great Bumberstickers !!Go hard or go home! But don't go home hard! IFUCANREADTHISUR2FKNCLOSE Want to get LAID? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! I'd love to be in your shoes, just to see how great I am! 1,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Save your breath! You may need it to blow up your date! If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Welfare should be as hard to get as a building permit... You're just jealous because the voices talk to me... Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal disease... I'm so good in bed, I scream my own name! If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it 'Fed Up'? If this car were a horse, I'd shoot it. My child is inmate of the month at the county jail. Join the army: Travel to distant exotic places, meet exciting new people, then kill them. For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes!! Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT! It's not how you pick your nose, but what you do with the booger... It's always darkest before the silver lining... What if the whole world farted at once? They say life is short... So why am I still here? Discourage inbreeding; Ban country music. My other ride is your mom! Mothers with teenage daughters understand why animals eat their young... Eat more buffalo ... 10,000 Indians can't be wrong. I brake for tailgaiters... It's not pretty being easy... Bad cop .. No donut. Einstein's Theory of Reality: E = SHIT HAPPENS!! Win an all expense paid trip to a local hotel....ask driver for details This car is constipated, it can't pass a thing! I said 'no' to drugs but they wouldn't listen! The joke's not up here it's in your
hands! Constipated people don't give a shit!! My wife says I never listen to her. At least, I think that's what she said... If it has tits or wheels, Its gonna give you problems. If you can read this, my wife fell off... Here are the lists: |
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