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Great Bumberstickers IIIt takes studs to build houses... Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them... "If they call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron." All things being equal, fat people use more soap. Practice safe sex; Go fuck yourself. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?? I think not! If you can beat me, you can eat me! Hey you! Get out of the gene pool! Unless you're a hemmorroid, GET OFF MY ASS! If guns are outlawed, then how can we shoot the liberals?? Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?! I heard it was 'come as you are' so I came in my pants. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... (seen in San Francisco) Welcome to California ... Now get the hell out! You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! Fight Crime: Shoot Back! Wife and dog missing ... Reward for Dog. People aren't curious, they're just stupid. Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield... Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole. If I gave a shit, I'd give it to you. (seen upside down, on a jeep): If you can read this, please flip me back over... Hit me, I need the money! If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut! Please tell your pants its not polite to point! CAT: The OTHER white meat! Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back! Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here! If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better! Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places... We've upped our prices so up yours...
Masturbation causes blindness ... That's why I'm wearing glasses. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?? Isn't it a little bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do "practice"?? Here are the lists: |
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