About Life
When you get bored
About Men
Riddles About Men
About sex
Bumper Stickers
Miscellaneus I
Miscellaneus II

Energizer Bunny arrested - Charged with battery.

Honk if you're one of Clinton's Mistresses.

(Reported to be seen on a resturant) GUYS: No shirt, no service GALS: No shirt, no charge

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

Necrophillia: That uncontrolable urge to crack open a cold one.

Ex-Wife for sale. Take over payments.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegitarian.

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.

Gun control is being able to hit your target.

Learn from your parent's mistakes; Use birth-control.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart??

Forget the Jonses'. I keep up with the Simpsons.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Jack Kavorkian for White House Physician.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

If you drop your quarter in San Francisco, kick it to San Jose to pick it up.

Have you hugged your parole officer today?
(Seen on the back of the front seat of a cop car)

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire...

Tupac spelled backwards is Caput.

Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.

Jesus Saves ... by shopping wisely and using coupons.

Do you mind if I smoke? No. Do you mind if I fart??

My Karma ran over your Dogma.

Plant a tree ... Kill a Kennedy.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then is 'Progress' the opposite of 'Congress'??

If voting could really change things, then it would be illegal.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Give me ambiguity, or give me something else!

Forget World Peace, visualize using your turn signal!

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Cover me...I'm changing lanes.

Never wrestle with a pig: Both of you get dirty and the pig likes it.

It's not Jesus I have a problem with, its his fan club I can't stand!

I break for busty women.

My kid beat up your honor roll student!

Recycle yourself!! Be an organ donor...

The early bird may get the worm, but its the 2nd mouse that gets the cheese..

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer...

A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball...

Born Free... Taxed to Death.

Good girls get fat... bad girls get eaten. :-)

If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it...

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

The sex was so good even the nieghbors had a cigarrette.

Horn broken... watch for finger.

Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do!

If mean people suck, then nice people swallow.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my handgun!

I LOVE CATS!! (they taste like chicken!)

I don't do husbands.

I'm the only hell my mama ever raised.

Jesus is coming. Look busy!!

I got this car for my wife. What a deal!!

A hard man is good to find...

Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore...

Here are the lists:
Bumperstickers I
Bumperstickers II
Bumperstickers III
Bumperstickers IV