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What does a pizza delivery boy have in common with a gynacoligist??
( They can both smell it, but they can't eat it )

What does a short-sighted gynacoligist have in common with a dog??
( A wet nose )

How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day?
(There's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her smokes)

What is the difference between a 'drunk' and an 'alcoholic'??
A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings...

How is a CAJUN ZOO different from any other??
(Other zoos have a plaque with the name and habitat of the animal in front of the exhibit... At a Cajun zoo, they have the name of the animal and the recipe.)

How is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
(They both feel good, but you can't help wondering who was there before you...)

What would you call 3.1416 vaginas?
(Hair pi)

What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like??
(Depends...)

What did the blind, mute, deaf, quadropledgic boy get for Christmas??
(Cancer)

What's "68"??
(You do me and I owe you one...)

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball??
(Gagged!)

What's the difference between pink and purple??
(The grip!)

What do you call a man who cryes while he masturbates?
( A tearjerker)

Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?
( Her boyfriend was blonde too...)

What's the definition of a "gynacologist"?
( A spreader of wives' tales... )

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion??
( A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!)

What goes "Marc! Marc!"
( A dog with a hairlip... )

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend??
( Homeless )

How do you get a University of Louisville student off your porch??
(Pay him for the pizza...)

What do most University of Louisville students get on their SAT's??
(Drool!)

Did you hear about the blonde who robbed a bank??
( She tied up the safe and blew the guard... )

Why do prices keep going up at the United States Postal Service??
(High cost of ammo...)

A man walks into his son's bedroom and says, "Son, masturbating will cause you to go blind!" The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle??
( A dead poodle with an 18-inch asshole... )

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