WHO
WAS JESUS ??
THREE ARGUMENTS
THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
THREE ARGUMENTS
THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.
THREE ARGUMENTS
THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
3. He worked in the building trades.
THREE ARGUMENTS
THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.
THREE ARGUMENTS
THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.
AND FINALLY, THE
PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
Here are the lists:
Sayings about life (From a kid)
Sayings about life (From an adult)
Laws about life
Jesus
A perfect day
A bad day
Testing your pations
|
