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Following questions were actually asked of lawyers to witnesses during various trails.

- The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?

- Were you present when your picture was taken?

- Were you alone or were you by yourself?

- Did he kill you?

- How far apart were the vechiles at the time of the collisions?

- You were there until the time you left. Is that true?

- Q. She has three children, right?
A. Yes
Q. How many were boys?
A. None.
Q Were there any girls?

- Q. You say the stairs went down to the basement.
A. Yes.
Q. And these stairs, did they go up also?

- Q. Can you describe the individual?
A. He was about medium height, and had a beard.
Q. Was this a male or a female?

- Q. All your responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
A. Oral.

- Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you preformed on dead people?
A. All my autopsises are on dead people.

- Q. Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A. The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Q. And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A. No, he was sitting up on the table wondering why I was doing a autopsy.

- Q. So the date of the conception was Auguts 8th right?
A. Yes.
Q. And what were you doing at the time?

- Q. Mr. Slatlery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon didn't you?
A. I went to Europe, sir.
Q. And you took you new wife?

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