Words from a women:
IT'S A MAN THING
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING
FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(because they don't stop for directions)
4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)
6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS
HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them)
7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON
THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THEN
DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS
SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)
12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A
TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(nobody knows, since it has never happened)
Here are the Riddles:
From a Women: It`s a man thing !
Riddles I
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