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Miscellaneus I
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.

What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.

How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.

What is a "successful hunting trip" ? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot? One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

What does a man call true love? An erection.

Why is a man like a moped? They're both fun to ride until your friends see you with one.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot? You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

What is six inches long, two inches wide and make men act like fools? Money.

What's the most effective birth control device for men. Their manners.

What's a dumb man's martini? An olive in a glass of beer.

How do men define insomnia? Waking up every few days.

Why are marriend women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.

Here are the Riddles:
From a Women: It`s a man thing !
Riddles I
Riddles II
Riddles III
Riddles IV
Riddles V