Great
Truths About Life
That Little Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try,
you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at
your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you,
don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old
brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to
watch your food.
Reading what people write
on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone
is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad
breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and
a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the
wall.
You can't hide a piece of
broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot
underwear under white shorts.
Here are the lists:
Sayings about life (From a kid)
Sayings about life (From an adult)
Laws about life
Jesus
A perfect day
A bad day
Testing your pations
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