16 Reasons Why God
Never Received
Tenure at the University
He had only one major publication
And it was in Hebrew
And it had no references
And it was not published in a refereed
journal
And some even doubted that He wrote it
Himself.
It may be true that He created the
world, but what has He done since then?
His cooperative efforts have been quite
limited.
The scientific community has had a very
rough time trying to replicate His results.
He never applied to the Ethics Board for
permission to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry, He tried
to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
When subjects did not behave as
predicted, He often punished them, or just deleted them from the sample.
He rarely came to class: He just told
students to read the book.
He has his son teach the class.
He expelled His first two students for
learning too much.
Although there were only ten
requirements, most students failed His tests.
His office hours were infrequent, and
usually held on a mountain top."
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