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What Women really mean.....

WHAT GIRLS SAY.........................WHAT THEY MEAN

Can't we just be friends?.............There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,again.

I just need some space................without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?........If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?.......We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine..................... Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now............... I just do not want (you as) a boy- friend

I don't know; what do you want to do?.........I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here............................My puppy does this too

I like you but You never listen...................I don't like you You never listen

We're moving too quickly............I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Rio has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute.........I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself......I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there............Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'm just going out with the girls........We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There's no one else................I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count............. unless I want an orgasm

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