BEST
EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
IN YOUR OFFICE OR CUBICLE
They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like
they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must've left the top off the
liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on
the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of
highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool
resistance.
I'm in the management training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level
Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar
you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours
last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga
exercise to relieve work related stress.Do you discriminate against people
who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had
almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken....
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last
night just won't wear off.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable
circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick
up contact lens without hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled
a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone
for the day.
Here are the lists, When you get bored:
In the church
At the cinema
At work
In an elevator
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